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G.J.O. Smith
G.J.O. Smith is a Franklin of the Propaganda Empire, Johnny Appleseed of madness, and patron saint of unrequited love, obfuscation, Cassandra truths, lost dreams, and safety in bat...ver maisG.J.O. Smith is a Franklin of the Propaganda Empire, Johnny Appleseed of madness, and patron saint of unrequited love, obfuscation, Cassandra truths, lost dreams, and safety in bathrooms and parking lots. Sacred instrument is the Didjeridu, sacred stones are blue tiger eyes, labradorite, and rainbow moonstone, and sacred foods are garlic, Asian pears, and Honeycrisp apples. Though he has no lucky numbers, holy days of the week or year, or hours of the day, from 9am to 11am and full moons are pretty spiffy.
PP. Rev. Fr. Min. Min. G.J.O. Smith is a Pope of the Goddess Eris, a Reverend in the Universal Life Church, a Priest in the Church of the Latter-Day Dude (in good standing), a Minister of the SubGenius (even though he hasn't actually read any of the documentation or “literature”, he's extremely devout), and a Minister in the First Church of Atheism. Some days, he’s also a Pastafarian, a Jedi, a Druid, a fundamentalist literalist Matrixist walking the Path of the One, and occasionally moonlights as a Prophet of Doom.ver menos