Audiolivros escritos by Marcia Thornton Jones

Vampires Don't Wear Polka Dots

Ghosts Don't Eat Potato Chips

Werewolves Don't Go to Summer Camp

Aliens Don't Wear Braces

Santa Claus Doesn't Mop Floors

Dracula Doesn't Drink Lemonade

Leprechauns Don't Play Basketball

Skeletons Don't Play Tubas

Pirates Don't Wear Pink Sunglasses

Elves Don't Wear Hard Hats

Gargoyles Don't Drive School Buses

Cupid Doesn't Flip Hamburgers

Martians Don't Take Temperatures

Genies Don't Ride Bicycles

Monsters Don't Scuba Dive

Dragons Don't Cook Pizza

Wizards Don't Need Computers

Witches Don't Do Backflips

Gremlins Don't Chew Bubble Gum